Ahhh Chris Meloni is Returning to Your Television

Here's a first look of Chris Meloni in True Blood.  OK TRUE BLOOD.  YOU GOT ME.  I WILL WATCH NOW.

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Mad Men: At The Codfish Ball

Well HELLO THERE, ROGER.  Last night's episode we learnt lessons in LOCKING THE DOOR.  Gawd.  There were many episode highlights, so make sure you read up on them after the jump.

Melissa Gorga Just Released Your New Favorite Song to Belt Out in the Car

Melissa Gorga is hella classy.  She's following up her EPIC dance hit (not being sarcastic, I still get down to "On Display") with the super sweet ballad.  Obviously Melissa is a TRUE housewife talent unlike those other trolls who try to make music.  

Real talk though I kind of hate that I'm already into it and will prob be singing this alone in "Someone Like You" fashion.

Have a listen over at iTunes.

Watch Obama Slow Jam to the News

Can we all just agree that this is how he should deliver his speeches from now on?

RHONJ: High Tide, Low Blow

THANK YOU JESUS. JERSEY IS BACK.  We'll ignore the fact that it's on at the same time as Mad Men.  Everyone's back (including AshLEE with her blonde hair) and it really seems that Bravo wants Teresa to burn.  Entertainment!  Read after the jump for the episode highlights.

This One Time (Yesterday), I Lied.

IDK what I was drinking yesterday that made me think Mad Men was on at 9 on Sundays, but I did and was so happy that it wasn't conflicting with RHONJ.

Well guess what.  IT DOES.  And now you must choose.  The TV gods are not smiling, they're laughing for our bad taste in television.  I, of course, went the housewives route last night and regretted it as soon as I saw the Mad Men tweets roll in.  Ugh.  I will be watching on iTunes later and hopefully writing up a recap shortly.

If you listened to me and I crushed your dreams last night, I apologize.  No one was more bummed out than me.  Effing The Killing.  YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE.

Tonight, The Television Gods Are Smiling Down On Us

For a minute I was VERY worried that I was going to have to choose between the Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere OR Mad Men tonight.  What a high brow/low brow dilemma that would have been.  But do not fret.  You can get your high brow on at 9 with Mad Men then you can curse your bad taste at 10 and watch RHONJ because ummm Tre is gonna try to tell everyone that Melissa used to be a stripper and you KNOW you don't want to miss that.  Also I'm suggesting a drinking game to see how many times unattended is said.  You can use Don's left over scotch (haaa).

Happy watching!

*********Update**********

This is completely wrong.  They're both on at 10.  The television gods hate us.

Urkel Loves Me.

Last night I went to a dinner party with friends and was presented this treasured gem from Brian.  I am currently picking out the best frame to display it in.  I love Urkel and his dance moves.  JALEEL.  I'm sorry, it's Jaleel guys.  Not Urkel, not Stephon, not dude on DWTS, Jaleel.  He has a new show coming out on Syfy, Total Blackout, a game show that takes place in the dark.  AKA my worst nightmare.

Did You Know Jason Segel is Dating Michelle Williams?

Meh well he is (I am mourning this loss as clearly we were supposed to date).  HOWEVER I can't be too angry because yes he is dating her but he is also being adorable about it.  He has his picture taped to his phone.

So presh.  And I'm happy that she's happy.  For real.  ALSO, his phone cover is the Muppets.  He is lovely.

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HIMYM: Now We Are Even

At this point I'm just hanging out until the season finale to see what happens.  And it kind of feels like they're doing the same.  I can't say exactly what the show needs to happen, but I know it's SOMETHING.  I think mostly Ted just needs to find a gal (even though he made living alone very appealing).  Read the episode highlights after the jump.

FYI: Zac Efron is Very Talented In Bra Removal

Welcome to the Week of The Lucky One, second only to the soon to come Week of Magic Mike.  Last night Zac Efron was on Jimmy Kimmel and did a little unhooking of the bra competition.  It would be SO much better if he did look like he just came out of a pool (really dude, shiny suit?) but alas it was still magic.  Watch the full competition (because you know you're curious) and bask in the glory that is Week of The Lucky One.

YOUR PRAYERS ARE ANSWERED: Maggie Smith Not Leaving Downton Abbey

Earlier today it was reported that Maggie Smith would be done ruling over Downton Abbey at the end of the show's third season.  The internet proclaimed a collective GAH! but then in the time it took for the story to get out and everyone to freak out, the Downton peeps said "RELAX.  All is good in the hood.  Maggie is here fo sho."*

*not exactly the direct quote.

via Gawker

Mad Men: Mystery Date

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED.  I'M NOT SAYING WHAT BECAUSE I'M BEING SPOILER FREE BUT IF YOU SAW YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.  AHHHH.  Ok.  Moving on.  This week's Mad Men was one of those episodes that makes me nerd out with the symbolism.  Shite went dooowwwwwn during the night, and then everyone had to wake up and deal with the repercussions in the light of day.  Also, Sally Draper may or may not be dead?  Read the episode highlights after the jump.

Remember That Time I Took a Week Off From Blogging?

Sorry about that, shit's been cray.  IN THE MEANTIME.  In my endless Frasier marathon (is it weird for me to be addicted to Frasier?) I came across this and wanted to share.

It's Camille!  When she was young and naive and about to enter the years when she saves Kelsey's life and then he shits on it by putting her on a reality show to distract her while he wifes up some other chic.  Oh to be young!

New Girl: Secrets

Due to the fact that NO ONE can keep a secret (well one, as it seems) everyone finds out about Schmidt and Cece and we're saved from the Joey knows about Monica and Chandler but no one else knows that he knows bit.  Which is win because seeing every one's reaction to finding it out is the best part and we got it right away.  Read the highlights from the episode after the jump.

Wooo Matt Bomer Glee Sneak Peeks

So as you know, next Tuesday is deemed The Day I Watch Glee (I've aggressively given it up this season). Let's look at the treats to come:

Far too much Daren Criss.  BUT this behind the scenes thing does look promising.

J.Lo's Done With American Idol

via topnews.in

But can you blame her with the man candy dancer she's dating.  I would reconsider my career for him as well.   PLUS her fragrance career has been flopping lately so apparently she wants to focus more on that. NATCH.  Read more after the jump to see the man J. Lo is giving up Idol for.

Happy Endings: Big White Lies

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GREETINGS FELINES.  Last night was the second to last episode for this season and I'm a little sad about that.  ALSO.  If any of you dislike spending time with me as much as Penny hates Daphne, don't stop lying to me.  I wouldn't be able to handle it if you told me the truth.  Weee read the episode highlights after the jump for an ahhhmahhzing time.

New Girl: Fancyman Part 2

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You guys,  I think that every one of you is a hottie with a body.  And if you happen to belt out the soundtrack of Wicked when you're alone in the car, no judgment here.  Last night's episode of New Girl was fantastic (again) and I need them to never get rid of Dermont Mulroney.  Ever.  Read the episode highlights after the jump.

Did You Wake Up This Morning and Find You Weren't Singing "Zou Bisou Bisou?"

WELL GUESS WHAT.  I WAS SO NOW YOU'RE GOING TO TOO.

 

zooo bee zoo be zoooooooooooooooo

I will not go through this hell alone.  Only a few more days and it's on iTunes! Weeeee make dem $$$