New Girl: Secrets

Due to the fact that NO ONE can keep a secret (well one, as it seems) everyone finds out about Schmidt and Cece and we're saved from the Joey knows about Monica and Chandler but no one else knows that he knows bit.  Which is win because seeing every one's reaction to finding it out is the best part and we got it right away.  Read the highlights from the episode after the jump.

New Girl: Fancyman Part 2

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You guys,  I think that every one of you is a hottie with a body.  And if you happen to belt out the soundtrack of Wicked when you're alone in the car, no judgment here.  Last night's episode of New Girl was fantastic (again) and I need them to never get rid of Dermont Mulroney.  Ever.  Read the episode highlights after the jump.

New Girl: Fancyman Part 1

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THANK GOD. Last night the show addressed all the issues I've been having with it (remember that time Winston met the life-changing kid, Elvin, at Christmas?). So now I have absolutely no problems and it is perfect. Although Winston's girlfriend could be fixed. BUT THAT'S IT I PROMISE. Read the episode highlights after the jump. 

New Girl: Control

I didn't think it would be possible to hold a flame to last week's episode, but the hipster-love-typewriters reference mayyy have done me in.  And Kate and I decided it's time to start a campaign to win Schmidt and Emmy.  Come on, it needs to happen.

New Girl: Injured

WOW New Girl. Way to take me on a roller coaster of emotion.  Last night had me dying laughing as well as questioning my purpose in life. All in thirty minutes. Read the recap of this week's deep episode after the jump. 

New Girl: Valentine's Day

Last night was Valentine's Day and Jess was feeling all twirly and stuff (wanted some). Read this week's highlights and Jess' quest for a one night stand after the jump. 

New Girl: The Landlord

Jess spreads her adorkableness around and teaches Nick sometimes all you have to do is smile....even if a gun is pointed in your face. Read the episode highlights after the jump. 

New Girl: Jess and Julia

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There's two shows that leave me wishing they were hour longs each week, Happy Endings and New Girl. This week featured another guest spot from Lizzie Caplan and touched on Jess' ooooo-ness (scientific term). Read the episode highlights after the jump. 

New Girl: The Story of the 50

Last night on New Girl we saw the return of the Douchebag Jar, and it was wonderful. The jar was introduced in the pilot, but has been absent ever since. The show brought it back to help celebrate Schmidt's 29th birthday, so that they can highlight how douchey Schmidt & all his friends are. Read the highlights of the episode after the jump.