Bruno Mars: Stage 5 Clinger?

Remember a few years ago when Bruno Mars released his first solo song and we all fell in love with him?

We all thought awww he's so presh.  He really loves that girl.

And then he came out with his next song.

Ok, dude.  So you REALLY like this girl...and she she's kind of  a bitch to you.  Maybe you should breakup with her?

Now his most recent single:

DUDE.  Ok.  We thought this girl was a mega-bitch because even after you told her she was amazing, just as she is, she STILL kissed you with her eyes open and wouldn't catch a grenade for you.  Butttt now you're kind of threatening her if she breaks up with you.  Which is an awk position to be in.  So now we're kind of feeling for the girl. RUN WHILE YOU CAN, DON'T LET HIM CONTROL YOU LIKE THIS.  EVEN IF HE DOES TELL YOU THAT IS LIKES YOU JUST AS YOU ARE LIKE COLIN FIRTH IN BRIGET JONES.

At this rate his next song is going to be an adaptation of A Rose for Emily. (BAM HIGH SCHOOL LIT REFERENCE)

Grammy Wrap Up

While they didn't take my last minute advice on the Whitney tribute, they did do a great job with the little time they had.  Adele came to kiss ass and take names, Katy Perry looked like a fool, and Nicki Minaj sent a lot of people to their Bibles.  I'm going to rate our favorite moments on a star system. Five stars being the highest, most artful form of cheese, zero stars meaning you are Adele and are the standard for class.  Read the highlights from the night after the jump.