Now HERE'S the Magic Mike Trailer We Were Waiting For

This seems more like it, a lot less whiny girls.

Here's a Magic Mike Themed Entertainment Weekly Cover

How classy is Entertainment Weekly to have the magazine cover mock rip open Channing Tatum's shirt?  Answer: SO classy.  It's like an Xtina video.

I don't think any one of them is posing in a normal way.  But check out those sweet pants on McConaughey.  I LOVE me some flared leather pants.

Happy Friday!

Let's have a classy Friday, shall we?

Gentlemennnn, the lady will have two.

via Tom and Lorenzo

IT'S HERE. The Magic Mike Trailer

...and it's kind of terrible?  Like really?  It seems to be missing a few people (ahem, Matt Bomer) and seems to be kind of blahhhh.  BUT since we know this isn't true I'm blaming whoever made this trailer, hopefully there will be a new one soon.

See?  Even the usually happy and non-complaining YouTube commenters aren't happy.

On a side note, sweet moves Channing.  Sweet moves.

Here's A Strip-Teaser For Magic Mike

Haaaa see what I did there?  BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY.  Here's the teaser for the trailer that's debuting tomorrow (don't worry, I'll be posting it).  It's going to be on Entertainment Tonight so take a lookskies.

FYI: Zac Efron is Very Talented In Bra Removal

Welcome to the Week of The Lucky One, second only to the soon to come Week of Magic Mike.  Last night Zac Efron was on Jimmy Kimmel and did a little unhooking of the bra competition.  It would be SO much better if he did look like he just came out of a pool (really dude, shiny suit?) but alas it was still magic.  Watch the full competition (because you know you're curious) and bask in the glory that is Week of The Lucky One.

Wooo Matt Bomer Glee Sneak Peeks

So as you know, next Tuesday is deemed The Day I Watch Glee (I've aggressively given it up this season). Let's look at the treats to come:

Far too much Daren Criss.  BUT this behind the scenes thing does look promising.

Today YOU'RE the Lucky One with Zac Efron

So right now I'm in Vegas and realll busy working and stuff so I don't really have time to write up witty and charming posts.  STOP CRYING.

Ok, that over?  My business has turned into your enjoyment.  So I am giving you a Zefron break.  Enjoy.

This movie is very close to deserving a countdown clock like Magic Mike's.

Happy Friday!

From the cast of Magic Mike!*


*just in case you forgot it existed.*


*if you did you're a fool.

Happy Friday!

photo via EW.com

Bonus Jonas:

Matt Bomer and Joe Manganiello Hung Out in College Without You.

images via trueblood-online.com

These two, THESE TWO, went to school together and were/are best buds.

Let that sink it.  

Ready?  Ok.  Come with me on a journey through time.  You're at school, you're a sophomore in college, and do do do you're shrugging off last night's party as you walk to class.  And oh look!  It's Matt and Joe.  Awwww good ol' Matt and Joe.  You think, "Shit, I hope they don't remember me making out with that ugly dude last night.  I mean I barely do so I guess they won't.  Anywhoo I should see if they're going to Steve's party next weekend."  And then you go and find out.  Because this is your school.  And they are your friends.  And this is how normal social interactions occur.  BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH FRIENDS AND THEY BOTH GO TO YOUR SCHOOL.  

I'm going to assume that they were both drama nerds who everyone ignored because I'm not sure how a college would be able to produce graduating classes with them around.  I think in normal world people would just take all the dumb drama classes to be with them and say they need help with proper breathing lessons because they're breathing out of their lungs wrong or whatever bullshit breathing methods drama majors do to get people to feel their lung area.  And, clearly, you can't graduate if you're breathing out of your lungs wrong and skipping your marketing class to get breathing technique lessons.  GOD KAREN YOU'RE SO STUPID.

I digress.

Let's look at the interview.  They're promoting an up-coming episode of White Collar that Matt Bomer stars in and Joe Manganiello will guest star in, so you better catch up with the season so you can watch (ahem, me) before the episode airs on January 31st.  They also talk about that little film that we're not at all stalking (I'm referring to all/the one of you who are following me because we obv are together in this stalking business).  

Be sure to pick up this week's issue of EW to read the full interview and get high quality photos.  Don't kill your local CVS worker if they don't have a copy, please.

Check back tomorrow for a special Friday treat :)

                                                       

THIS JUST IN (to me): Matt Bomer Singing

Recently, (I don't know if you could tell at all) I've discovered Matt Bomer.  I am so happy to be able to give you this UP TO THE MINUTE reporting by bringing you a video of Matt singing at the Kennedy Center Honors from....2010.  Can Magic Mike get released already??

Me Time: A Fantastic Email

My friend sent me an email and it may or may not be one of my top five emails of all time.  See for yourself:

The "this" my friend is referring to is Magic Mike, the male stripper movie inspired by Channing Tatum  life as a male stripper trying to make it big.  This is, in fact, not a lie.  It's starring Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer,  Matthew McConaughey,  Joe Manganiello, and the new love of my life, Matt Bomer.

We have been stalking this movie out since casting details started trickling in and we are (clearly) highly anticipating it's arrival on June 29th. 

I have friends whom a.) I love and b.) just really, really get me.