Happy Friday!

Melissa Gorga Just Released Your New Favorite Song to Belt Out in the Car

Melissa Gorga is hella classy.  She's following up her EPIC dance hit (not being sarcastic, I still get down to "On Display") with the super sweet ballad.  Obviously Melissa is a TRUE housewife talent unlike those other trolls who try to make music.  

Real talk though I kind of hate that I'm already into it and will prob be singing this alone in "Someone Like You" fashion.

Have a listen over at iTunes.

RHONJ: High Tide, Low Blow

THANK YOU JESUS. JERSEY IS BACK.  We'll ignore the fact that it's on at the same time as Mad Men.  Everyone's back (including AshLEE with her blonde hair) and it really seems that Bravo wants Teresa to burn.  Entertainment!  Read after the jump for the episode highlights.

This One Time (Yesterday), I Lied.

IDK what I was drinking yesterday that made me think Mad Men was on at 9 on Sundays, but I did and was so happy that it wasn't conflicting with RHONJ.

Well guess what.  IT DOES.  And now you must choose.  The TV gods are not smiling, they're laughing for our bad taste in television.  I, of course, went the housewives route last night and regretted it as soon as I saw the Mad Men tweets roll in.  Ugh.  I will be watching on iTunes later and hopefully writing up a recap shortly.

If you listened to me and I crushed your dreams last night, I apologize.  No one was more bummed out than me.  Effing The Killing.  YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE.

Tonight, The Television Gods Are Smiling Down On Us

For a minute I was VERY worried that I was going to have to choose between the Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere OR Mad Men tonight.  What a high brow/low brow dilemma that would have been.  But do not fret.  You can get your high brow on at 9 with Mad Men then you can curse your bad taste at 10 and watch RHONJ because ummm Tre is gonna try to tell everyone that Melissa used to be a stripper and you KNOW you don't want to miss that.  Also I'm suggesting a drinking game to see how many times unattended is said.  You can use Don's left over scotch (haaa).

Happy watching!

*********Update**********

This is completely wrong.  They're both on at 10.  The television gods hate us.

JERSEY IS BACK: Watch the RHONJ Trailer

Yessssssssssss it's backkkkk.  And I'm totes going to be on this seasonnnnn.  Because I was in a large crowd at one of Melissa's performancessssss. So obv I'm a starrrrr.

Ok done with that.  This seems mildly tame compared to what they've been hyping it up to be.  But still.  So. Much. Drama.  And there's a Dina appearance!  I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS.

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For When You Need to Get Shit DONE.

Don't you have a playlist for everything?  Like, as Spotify told me yesterday, the top ten songs that make you cry?  I have one for when I need to FOCUS and get my homework done (I'm graduating in May and need to finish my thesis...so this list comes out a lot).  Here are my top songs that make me think I'm a bad bitch who can make it happen.

Obv.  Three listens of this and I'm ready to bust out some work.  So cheesy. But so effective.

See the rest after the jump.

Happy V Day, From the Housewives

TERESA GIUDICE WILL BE ON CELEBRITY APPRENTICE

Let me reiterate.

TERESA WILL BE ON CELEBRITY APPRENTICE.
I know that it's only happening because she needs money but good lord, thank you TV gods. Teresa Giudice, of Real Housewives of New Jersey fame, will be joining the cast of NBC's highly acclaimed reality show Celebrity Apprentice, hosted by potential presidential candidate Donald Trump.  I can only hope to Jesus that Trump will tell her that she left her team unattended just like she leaves her children. Then we see her go all hulk on his ass and flip out WHILE THE ACTUAL HULK IS SITTING RIGHT THERE. There are so many fantastic scenarios with this cast of stars.* Clearly I will pretend to enjoy the Donald and watch this show religiously (or until she gets fired) and post recaps when I remember. The new season starts on February 12th on NBC.

But for now:



*"stars"

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