Remember That Time I Took a Week Off From Blogging?

Sorry about that, shit's been cray.  IN THE MEANTIME.  In my endless Frasier marathon (is it weird for me to be addicted to Frasier?) I came across this and wanted to share.

It's Camille!  When she was young and naive and about to enter the years when she saves Kelsey's life and then he shits on it by putting her on a reality show to distract her while he wifes up some other chic.  Oh to be young!

Camille Grammer Leaves RHOBH, I Cry A Little

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Queen Camille has decided that her life is so fab right now, that she doesn't need the added dramaz of Bravo and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in her life.  FINE CAMILLE. LEAVE ME.  GO BE WONDERFUL WITH YOUR KIDS AND HOT GREEK BOYFRIEND.  Really though, do.  You're my fave and I hope you have a lovely peaceful life.  And snaps to you for choosing not to rub your new happiness in Kelsey's face.  A LOT of snaps.

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Never. Forget.

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Ugh. My Life is So Lacking in the Divine Department

Guys.  Don't you find life shab and dull as of late?  It's just so AVERAGE.

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Happy V Day, From the Housewives

RHOBH: The Real Wedding of Beverly Hills

Well talk about your lackluster. When Andy Cohen told us last week on WWHL that A Night of a Thousand Surprises was going to be the finale until they filmed the DRAMAZ filled finale episode, we all strapped down for a bumpy ride. Ended up being we were strapped down to stop from breaking our TVs out of frustration. Read the episode highlights after the jump.

RHOBH: Night of a Thousand Surprises

AKA the night Bravo went through their Blackberries and thought "who the hell can we drum up and put in one slam bang finish."  I mean really,  Paul's ex-girlfriend just happened to be at the same event that Brandi's husband's 40th mistress was waitressing at?  The one that Cedric came out of the woodwork for?  Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.  Read these highlights, because there's a lot.

The Golden Globes (zzzzzzzzzzzzz)

The only picture that matters.

Whew.  That was a fun night right? Oy.  Poor Ricky Gervais was so held back that he was making hard-hitting Kardashian marriage jokes.  And all the celebs who came out swinging against him just looked sad.  The really only good jab of the night was when Clooney walked out with Brad Pitt's cane.

E! did this weird thing where they had people send video messages from their phone while they were getting ready.  A little toooooo personal for my liking.  I don't need to see you in your shower.

But.  Hands down, this was the best part of the night:

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: A Day Late, an Apology Short

Ohhhhh Kim Richards you delightful mess.  Last night we were treated to part deux of Mauricio's Birthday Celebrations in Hawaii on a Clearly Not Paid for by Bravo Vacation Trip. Ahhhhh reality television.  So real.  Kim STILL isn't there yet and Lisa is STILL obsessed with Brandi's lack of clothing and/or dimples on her ass.  Riveting (sadly, not being sarcastic).  Read the highlights of the episode after the jump.