Now HERE'S the Magic Mike Trailer We Were Waiting For

This seems more like it, a lot less whiny girls.

Here's a Magic Mike Themed Entertainment Weekly Cover

How classy is Entertainment Weekly to have the magazine cover mock rip open Channing Tatum's shirt?  Answer: SO classy.  It's like an Xtina video.

I don't think any one of them is posing in a normal way.  But check out those sweet pants on McConaughey.  I LOVE me some flared leather pants.

TV Updates: A Gif Story

It's time to talk about all the exciting fall schedule news, brought to you by the fully renewed Happy Endings.

Community got picked up...

But is moving to Fridays.

30 Rock got renewed, for what may or may not be it's final season.  And only for 13 episodes.

Modern Family & Revenge obviously got full seasons.

Glee is moving to Thursday nights in attempt to kill The Office, 30 Rock, & Up All Night.

Mindy Kaling's show got picked up and is going to go after New Girl for a girly comedy block.

SVU is getting it's 14th season, but is moving to the 9 pm time slot (which means everything will have to be a wee bit toned down).

Another cycle of The Voice is happening, with new judges.  Because why not kill a good thing.

Whitney got renewed.  For a full 22 episodes.

Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23 got a full season, which means 22 episodes of Beek in the Creek.

And don't forget that Chris Meloni will be on True Blood.

Overall, all the shows I watch and love got picked up so this is pretty much me:

There's lots of exciting new shows coming out so I can't wait!  NBC is doing pretty much all comedy so I think we'll have a good time.  PLUS I just really need to express how happy I am about Happy Endings.  Like really.

Fin.

The JLo Playlist

Even though I think I might be the only one who is enjoying these playlists, I'm bringing you another one.  Last night MTV Hits had a JLo artist block and it just reaffirmed how much I love her.  I wish "If You Had My Love"  was playing constantly while I walk places.  So here's a collection of her songs (and a few of Selena's because, come on).  Enjoy!

Pop! Goes My Culture JLo Playlist

PS.

I promise once I finish with grad school (WOOOO MAY 20TH) I'll be back to spamming your life about Zac Efron and Mad Men.

I Present To You My New Wardrobe, Provided by the Met Gala

The Met Gala was last night (fashion's prom) and I just wanted to warn you what will be my new uniform.

I will WERQ that cape, bitches.  But in case I get bored with looking glamourous/fabulous/divine/etc/etc all the time, I'm giving myself some options:

I think I'm prob going to incorporate this head piece with my main outfit.  I'll just ask Rachel Zoe to make it in a matching fabric.

And then once this becomes my main wardrobe I'll start my career as a drag queen so no one will question why I am wearing a gold cape at 10 in the morning.  DON'T BE JEALOUS OF MY BOOGIE.

via The Cut Blog

Ahhh Chris Meloni is Returning to Your Television

Here's a first look of Chris Meloni in True Blood.  OK TRUE BLOOD.  YOU GOT ME.  I WILL WATCH NOW.

via Vulture

Kellan Lutz Just Got Cast As Tarzan

So Kellz is going to play Tarzan.  HOWEVER.  It's going to be performance capture 3D.  I'm assuming this means everything else is will be CGI and his abs will be real life.  Because could they really be that dumb?  Clearly NO ONE is going to see Tarzan for the story.  This movie just needs to get the The Lucky One ad treatment (aka show nothing about the movie but Zac Efron's body) and then it will make it's millions.

Really though I'm serious about the non-CGIed abs.

via The Hollywood Reporter

Happy Friday!

The Biebs Has Granted Us His Masterpiece, The Boyfriend Video

Justin Bieber just premiered his new video for "Boyfriend."  Remember when he went on The Voice to premiere a clip of it?  That sneaky bastard showed us the WRONG thing.  But, I think he realized that we were all way creeped out by the random army of hands that started molesting him mid-song.  So mercifully, that got cut out.

The video STARTS with that little clip he showed on The Voice, and then it restarts?  With a new opening? Ok sure.  You can tell the Biebs is making a play for Song of Summer because his dancers are all "yoooo dude it's just WAY too hot to wear clothessss."

Also Justin, when you look at that girl I get a creepy feeling on the inside.  With this video, I invite you all to play the "See How Long It Takes For You To Be Completely Freaked Out" game, made popular by Jesse McCartney.  

This Bitch: Cheryl Cole

Is amazing so check her out.

She's like a sassy Shania Twain with more eye makeup.  ALSO note the pants.  While I'm sure are way comfy and perf for dancing, not being pulled off as well as Rihanna.  And now we have a tally mark in the "STEPHANIE DON'T YOU DARE GET HAREM PANTS" column.

It's Gonna Be MAY: May Playlist Time!

I'm trying something new so tell me if you like it. Here's a Spotify playlist May with some new stuff to check out and some CLASSIC gems that I promise you will love. 

Click the link & subscribe! I'll keep updating through out the month. 

ALSO. We are now in my birthday month. Prepare properly. 

Pop! Goes My Culture's May Playlist

THE BATMAN IS HERE

Here's the trailer for The Dark Knight Rises.  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Mad Men: At The Codfish Ball

Well HELLO THERE, ROGER.  Last night's episode we learnt lessons in LOCKING THE DOOR.  Gawd.  There were many episode highlights, so make sure you read up on them after the jump.