Now HERE'S the Magic Mike Trailer We Were Waiting For

This seems more like it, a lot less whiny girls.

Kellan Lutz Just Got Cast As Tarzan

So Kellz is going to play Tarzan.  HOWEVER.  It's going to be performance capture 3D.  I'm assuming this means everything else is will be CGI and his abs will be real life.  Because could they really be that dumb?  Clearly NO ONE is going to see Tarzan for the story.  This movie just needs to get the The Lucky One ad treatment (aka show nothing about the movie but Zac Efron's body) and then it will make it's millions.

Really though I'm serious about the non-CGIed abs.

via The Hollywood Reporter

Let's Look at Zac Efron in a Shiny Suit

Really for no other reason than the fact that he can pull off a shiny suit, and that should be celebrated.

Bravo, sir.  It's been quite the good week for the shiny suits.

via Tom and Lorenzo

Good Morning, Monday.

Happy Friday!

Let's have a classy Friday, shall we?

Gentlemennnn, the lady will have two.

via Tom and Lorenzo

Tonight I'm Finally Seeing The Lucky One

My friends and I prepped our outfits beforehand.

JK.  Although this might be what we look like on this inside.  The reviews for this piece of cinematic gold have been a litttttttttle less than stellar and there is a GREAT lack of dancing on his part.  But let's be real, no one is seeing this for the story/quality/oscar potential.  And because of that (and because I missed yesterday's happy Friday), I decided to treat you.:

Actually the rest are kind of creepy SO instead just watch the trailer and then let's talk about our thoughts on this masterpiece tomorrow.  Sound good?

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IT'S HERE. The Magic Mike Trailer

...and it's kind of terrible?  Like really?  It seems to be missing a few people (ahem, Matt Bomer) and seems to be kind of blahhhh.  BUT since we know this isn't true I'm blaming whoever made this trailer, hopefully there will be a new one soon.

See?  Even the usually happy and non-complaining YouTube commenters aren't happy.

On a side note, sweet moves Channing.  Sweet moves.

Here's A Strip-Teaser For Magic Mike

Haaaa see what I did there?  BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY.  Here's the teaser for the trailer that's debuting tomorrow (don't worry, I'll be posting it).  It's going to be on Entertainment Tonight so take a lookskies.

FYI: Zac Efron is Very Talented In Bra Removal

Welcome to the Week of The Lucky One, second only to the soon to come Week of Magic Mike.  Last night Zac Efron was on Jimmy Kimmel and did a little unhooking of the bra competition.  It would be SO much better if he did look like he just came out of a pool (really dude, shiny suit?) but alas it was still magic.  Watch the full competition (because you know you're curious) and bask in the glory that is Week of The Lucky One.

Things I Found While "Researching"

Guys.  I know I tell you this all the time, but I really am SUCH a good friend.  While I was googling to find some eye candy for you, I got led down a path that brought me to this.  You are SO welcome.  Now that hunt for a new desktop wallpaper is done.  And it's totes cool because it's like you're besties with Leo and don't have to be formal and spell his name right and stuff.  YOU'RE ABOVE THAT.

Enjoy.  And maybe let's pretend that this is what really happened to Jack, he got washed up on a beach and spends his days thinking of Rose.

image via crazy-frankenstein.com

Happy Friday, From the Titanic!

I AM FLOPPING SO HARD.  BUT BEEN REAL BUSY.  Ugh.  Anywayyysss, I didn't want to leave you hanging on a Friday and I KNOW that my happy friday posts are the highlight to your week.  How cruel would it be to not give you a little weekend send off.

I am FINALLY seeing Titanic IMAX 3D on Saturday, the 100 anniversary of the day the ship sank (morbid!).  So I thought let's celebrate with a Titanic gif wall.  DO NOT EVER LET GO OF ME.

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Make it count!  And see the rest after the jump.

Normal Texts From My Sister

Sometimes my sister, Christina, sends me pictures.

Totes normal.  The best part is that she sends them out of the blue and with no explanation.

Wooo Matt Bomer Glee Sneak Peeks

So as you know, next Tuesday is deemed The Day I Watch Glee (I've aggressively given it up this season). Let's look at the treats to come:

Far too much Daren Criss.  BUT this behind the scenes thing does look promising.

Fug v. Attractive: Ed Helms Edition

via theinquistr.com

So being in Vegas is making me wish I was here with my friends experiencing The Hangover.  Or at least the watered down version The Slight Hangover Caused by a Night of Drinking and Dancing, Not From Stealing a Tiger (coming to a theater near you!).  It has also made me ponder the attractiveness of Ed Helms.  You know what this means: TO THE COURTROOM!

Exhibit A:

via trailershut.com

Nerdy, and not in a cute way.

Exhibit B:

via 2011latestmovies.blogspot.com

I deem this adorbs.

Exhibit C:

via chrismoviecorner.com

Let's-go-to-my-lake-house cute.

Exhibit D:

via becksmithhollywood.com

Creepy History teacher.

Read on for the final piece of evidence and the jury's decision.

Today YOU'RE the Lucky One with Zac Efron

So right now I'm in Vegas and realll busy working and stuff so I don't really have time to write up witty and charming posts.  STOP CRYING.

Ok, that over?  My business has turned into your enjoyment.  So I am giving you a Zefron break.  Enjoy.

This movie is very close to deserving a countdown clock like Magic Mike's.

Meet Blaine's Brother, Cooper (aka That Time I Watch Glee for Matt Bomer)

Here's a first look at Matt Bomer as Daren Criss' older brother, Cooper (his name is Cooper Anderson, presh!).  The episode will air on April 10th and they're going to singing a Duran Duran mashup.  Will someone please remind me to watch Glee that night?  K thanks.

via TVLine.com (and Brian)

Mad Men Party! DON IS BACK.

IT'S TONIIIIIIIIIIIGGHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTT!!!  

CLUTCH. THE. PEARLS.

Tonight's the night we've been waiting for for almost TWO years.  Make sure you catch the two hour premiere of Mad Men at 9 on AMC tonight. Ahhhhhh so excited.  We shall discuss it tomorrow.  But for now, here's Roger's final bit of wisdom:

On Closing the Deal

"I was just giving her a hard time.  Can I interest you in the same?"

Happy St. Patrick's Day, From Dave Franco

Well not really, but here's Dave giving a (kind of naked) PSA.  And it's St. Patrick's Day.  So there you go.

Beware, my love for Dave Franco is slowly being unleashed.

via Vulture

Happy Friday!

So Joe Manganiello is gracing the cover of Out Magazine this month.

Here's to meeting his twin on St. Patties Day.  Or better yet, here's to the green beer that will make you think you met his twin.

via Tom and Lorenzo

Hell.Oh. To GQ's Style Bible

GQ has released their first ever style bible and they decided to go pretty eh on the cover(s).

J.  Effing. K.  I don't think you could pick three men who look better in suits.  And also, mind the nerd moment, but I love the cover design.  The font combo + my favorite color = I want everything I look at to be in this layout from now on.  

But seriously.  So good.  And if you're thinking "UGH why did they go with the Franco no one knows?" LEAVE. NOW.  Davy Franco is the greatest Franco.

via Tom and Lorenzo