This Bitch: Lindsey's Looking Gooooooood

Check out how good this biotch is looking.  She went to MUSE last Friday and I had to double take to make sure it was her.  LOOK at that Lana Del Ray hair.  SO GOOD LINDSEY, SO GOOD.

Keep it up, we want more of this.

images via facebook.com/genartnational

Post SNL Breakdown: What Did We Think of Lindsey?

Last night was judgement day and THE RETURN OF LINDSEY LOHAN, as we were told.  I felt bad for her because you could tell she was genuinely happy to have been given the opportunity and seemed really nervous.  I though she was the best when she was making fun of herself, but other than that it was pretty blah.  It seemed like SNL didn't want to give her the chance to flop so they played it safe.

HOWEVER.  We did get this gem and it's pretty much the only thing that matters.

Phenomenal.

Things That Are Happening: Lindsey Lohan Hosting SNL This Weekend

Here's the promo for LiLo's sure to be highly rated episode of SNL.  How could you NOT watch?

All I know is there HAS to be a revival of this skit.  If only because I just went to Hogwarts myself. (jealoussssssss?)

I can only hope that I look as good as she does when I too am in my late 40s.

'arry Potter & the Premature Balding

Last night Daniel Radcliffe hosted SNL and gave us all what we've been waiting for: a revisit to SNL Hogwarts.

Harry is now old and out of work and can't help but relive the glory days.  Hysterical and almost on par with our last trip to Hogwarts: