Now HERE'S the Magic Mike Trailer We Were Waiting For

This seems more like it, a lot less whiny girls.

Here's a Magic Mike Themed Entertainment Weekly Cover

How classy is Entertainment Weekly to have the magazine cover mock rip open Channing Tatum's shirt?  Answer: SO classy.  It's like an Xtina video.

I don't think any one of them is posing in a normal way.  But check out those sweet pants on McConaughey.  I LOVE me some flared leather pants.

Kellan Lutz Just Got Cast As Tarzan

So Kellz is going to play Tarzan.  HOWEVER.  It's going to be performance capture 3D.  I'm assuming this means everything else is will be CGI and his abs will be real life.  Because could they really be that dumb?  Clearly NO ONE is going to see Tarzan for the story.  This movie just needs to get the The Lucky One ad treatment (aka show nothing about the movie but Zac Efron's body) and then it will make it's millions.

Really though I'm serious about the non-CGIed abs.

via The Hollywood Reporter

THE BATMAN IS HERE

Here's the trailer for The Dark Knight Rises.  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Tonight I'm Finally Seeing The Lucky One

My friends and I prepped our outfits beforehand.

JK.  Although this might be what we look like on this inside.  The reviews for this piece of cinematic gold have been a litttttttttle less than stellar and there is a GREAT lack of dancing on his part.  But let's be real, no one is seeing this for the story/quality/oscar potential.  And because of that (and because I missed yesterday's happy Friday), I decided to treat you.:

Actually the rest are kind of creepy SO instead just watch the trailer and then let's talk about our thoughts on this masterpiece tomorrow.  Sound good?

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IT'S HERE. The Magic Mike Trailer

...and it's kind of terrible?  Like really?  It seems to be missing a few people (ahem, Matt Bomer) and seems to be kind of blahhhh.  BUT since we know this isn't true I'm blaming whoever made this trailer, hopefully there will be a new one soon.

See?  Even the usually happy and non-complaining YouTube commenters aren't happy.

On a side note, sweet moves Channing.  Sweet moves.

Here's A Strip-Teaser For Magic Mike

Haaaa see what I did there?  BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY.  Here's the teaser for the trailer that's debuting tomorrow (don't worry, I'll be posting it).  It's going to be on Entertainment Tonight so take a lookskies.

FYI: Zac Efron is Very Talented In Bra Removal

Welcome to the Week of The Lucky One, second only to the soon to come Week of Magic Mike.  Last night Zac Efron was on Jimmy Kimmel and did a little unhooking of the bra competition.  It would be SO much better if he did look like he just came out of a pool (really dude, shiny suit?) but alas it was still magic.  Watch the full competition (because you know you're curious) and bask in the glory that is Week of The Lucky One.

Things I Found While "Researching"

Guys.  I know I tell you this all the time, but I really am SUCH a good friend.  While I was googling to find some eye candy for you, I got led down a path that brought me to this.  You are SO welcome.  Now that hunt for a new desktop wallpaper is done.  And it's totes cool because it's like you're besties with Leo and don't have to be formal and spell his name right and stuff.  YOU'RE ABOVE THAT.

Enjoy.  And maybe let's pretend that this is what really happened to Jack, he got washed up on a beach and spends his days thinking of Rose.

image via crazy-frankenstein.com

Happy Friday, From the Titanic!

I AM FLOPPING SO HARD.  BUT BEEN REAL BUSY.  Ugh.  Anywayyysss, I didn't want to leave you hanging on a Friday and I KNOW that my happy friday posts are the highlight to your week.  How cruel would it be to not give you a little weekend send off.

I am FINALLY seeing Titanic IMAX 3D on Saturday, the 100 anniversary of the day the ship sank (morbid!).  So I thought let's celebrate with a Titanic gif wall.  DO NOT EVER LET GO OF ME.

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Make it count!  And see the rest after the jump.

Today YOU'RE the Lucky One with Zac Efron

So right now I'm in Vegas and realll busy working and stuff so I don't really have time to write up witty and charming posts.  STOP CRYING.

Ok, that over?  My business has turned into your enjoyment.  So I am giving you a Zefron break.  Enjoy.

This movie is very close to deserving a countdown clock like Magic Mike's.

Men In Black Has a Theme Song. It Is Not By Will Smith.

via thesizzurp.com

I was really hoping for a Big Willy comeback, guys.  Like, another here come the men in black would have been perf for the 90s nostalgia trip we're all having.  Meh fine.  They picked Pitbull to do the song, which prob guarantees it to be a lot more than if Will Smith did it.  Have a listen:



I'm really digging the Pitbull meets Mad Men vibe.  It makes me want to dance like Peggy.

via AV Club

My Attempt at Seeing The Hunger Games: A Gif Story

This Friday I was home and my sister suggested we go see The Hunger Games.  Yes.  Sure.  I didn't read the books, but being a sucker for wanting to know what every one's talking about (plus my FOMO), I went.  And now I would like to present the following events via gif.


Me walking up to the box office:

I request to buy a ticket for the 7:00 pm show, the ticket person replies:

I say, "uhhh so it's all sold out till midnight?":

I forget that it's probs the biggest movie of the year and tickets were most likely sold out for weeks.

The End.

Here's The New Poster for "The Great Gatsby"

I. Can't. Wait. for this movie.  Check out the chic new poster (featuring very little Leoooo).

via Buzzfeed

GURRLL You Betta Work That Spray Tan: Oscars

Even though I MISSED the Oscars last night (sudden death-like symptoms).  I was able to log a good 8 hours of red carpet coverage (I wish this was an exaggerated number).  The ladies were blah blah beautiful as expected and Jane Seymour made me put down my pad thai, but we're not interested in that (well probs later).  The MEN though, they did not disappoint in their spray tan glory.

ugh this bitch.

Ladies and gentlemen, my husband.  Look at how adorbs that crooked tie is.

Bonus Jonas:

More Proof That The Great Gatsby Will Be Like Moulin Rouge

In that like that time the movie came out and we all dressed like French whores, now we will be dressing like classy ladies of the 1920s.  WOOOoOOOOoooOO I can't waittttt.

See them all (and a shirtless LEOOOOOO) after the jump.

Videology: Every Wes Anderson Slow-Motion Shot, Set to Ja Rule

Enjoy.  And then maybe go buy this.

Top Five Island Rom Coms

In the spirit of Valentine's Day quickly approaching, I've decided to do another Island list (see glossary) on rom coms.  They're not in any particular order (as I've learned that's way hard to do).

Read after the jump for my complete list and LOVE LOVE! (jk promise not that cheesy)

The Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue REVEALED.

JK not that serious, but still pretty cool.  Vanity Fair has revealed their Hollywood issue, featuring the young fresh ladies in the business.  The photos were shot by Mario Testino in a 1920s-glam style.

I know I should be SO OVER the Roaring 20s because the look is DONE dahlings, DONE.  Buttttt I can't help but love it.  I'm a sucker for the era and I'm counting down until The Great Gatsby gets released and it has a Moulin Rouge-like effect on fashion and trends (remember when we all dressed like late 19th century whores for a  minute? Ahhh those were the days).

So suffice to say I am all over this cover and can't wait until it's acceptable to wear a corset that gives me a boy shape and chop off all my hair (not really but you get me).

Here's a look at the rest of the cover:

Photos via Vanity Fair (with a little jazz-ing by moi)

Matt Bomer and Joe Manganiello Hung Out in College Without You.

images via trueblood-online.com

These two, THESE TWO, went to school together and were/are best buds.

Let that sink it.  

Ready?  Ok.  Come with me on a journey through time.  You're at school, you're a sophomore in college, and do do do you're shrugging off last night's party as you walk to class.  And oh look!  It's Matt and Joe.  Awwww good ol' Matt and Joe.  You think, "Shit, I hope they don't remember me making out with that ugly dude last night.  I mean I barely do so I guess they won't.  Anywhoo I should see if they're going to Steve's party next weekend."  And then you go and find out.  Because this is your school.  And they are your friends.  And this is how normal social interactions occur.  BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH FRIENDS AND THEY BOTH GO TO YOUR SCHOOL.  

I'm going to assume that they were both drama nerds who everyone ignored because I'm not sure how a college would be able to produce graduating classes with them around.  I think in normal world people would just take all the dumb drama classes to be with them and say they need help with proper breathing lessons because they're breathing out of their lungs wrong or whatever bullshit breathing methods drama majors do to get people to feel their lung area.  And, clearly, you can't graduate if you're breathing out of your lungs wrong and skipping your marketing class to get breathing technique lessons.  GOD KAREN YOU'RE SO STUPID.

I digress.

Let's look at the interview.  They're promoting an up-coming episode of White Collar that Matt Bomer stars in and Joe Manganiello will guest star in, so you better catch up with the season so you can watch (ahem, me) before the episode airs on January 31st.  They also talk about that little film that we're not at all stalking (I'm referring to all/the one of you who are following me because we obv are together in this stalking business).  

Be sure to pick up this week's issue of EW to read the full interview and get high quality photos.  Don't kill your local CVS worker if they don't have a copy, please.

Check back tomorrow for a special Friday treat :)