Apparently I've written some VERY controversial materials on here ol'blog. I've gotten, we'll call it "corrections" via Tumblr. So I've decided to answer their questions, it's seems the polite thing to do.
A few weeks back I wrote my
plea to John Mayer to stop looking like a murdering Johnny Depp in Secret Window (spoiler alert!). Innocent enough, seeing as I express my deep love for Johnny M., yet I received this.
Dear Anonymous,
Please find your identity. I can only hope that you are right and he has changed his look. CLEARLY he is original and one of a kind. DUH. I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK.
P.S.
I wish you weren't a coward and asked as anonymous because I feel we could have had a very interesting discussion.
Then yesterday I wrote
a post on Lana Del Ray. Not as nice, I'll give that to you, I merely stated that I'm not buying into to the new craze. And maybe that she keeps her mouth open in a trout-like manner. I got this:
Dear EastChapter,
I am very sorry I have insulted your true love. I am in no place to comment on her attractiveness. She is very lucky to have a fan, such as yourself, who is willing to abandon their wealth and comfort for her. I could only be so lucky as to have someone feel that way about me. I am a fool to compare her to Keira Knightley, but I am happy you recognized her SNL performance was terrible.
This is fun. So much so that a part of me hopes they keep coming. I'm going to send this answer EastChapter, and hopefully they will be so kind as to give a response. I'll keep you posted.
