Fug v. Attractive: Ed Helms Edition

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So being in Vegas is making me wish I was here with my friends experiencing The Hangover.  Or at least the watered down version The Slight Hangover Caused by a Night of Drinking and Dancing, Not From Stealing a Tiger (coming to a theater near you!).  It has also made me ponder the attractiveness of Ed Helms.  You know what this means: TO THE COURTROOM!

Exhibit A:

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Nerdy, and not in a cute way.

Exhibit B:

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I deem this adorbs.

Exhibit C:

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Let's-go-to-my-lake-house cute.

Exhibit D:

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Creepy History teacher.

Read on for the final piece of evidence and the jury's decision.

Happy Friday!

This is a comparatively tame Happy Friday (seeing as there is no naked men or alcohol involved).  BUT I love these two guys v. v. much and would like to one day marry a Jason Segel clone (if it happens to be the real thing, EVEN BETTER).  Also, Ed Helms was in The Hangover and I am currently in Vegas so it all works so, so perfectly. HAPPY FRIDAY WOOOOOO

Here's J. Lo's New Song With Pitbull

aka my new song for summer.  enjoy!

Today YOU'RE the Lucky One with Zac Efron

So right now I'm in Vegas and realll busy working and stuff so I don't really have time to write up witty and charming posts.  STOP CRYING.

Ok, that over?  My business has turned into your enjoyment.  So I am giving you a Zefron break.  Enjoy.

This movie is very close to deserving a countdown clock like Magic Mike's.

Happy Endings: Big White Lies

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GREETINGS FELINES.  Last night was the second to last episode for this season and I'm a little sad about that.  ALSO.  If any of you dislike spending time with me as much as Penny hates Daphne, don't stop lying to me.  I wouldn't be able to handle it if you told me the truth.  Weee read the episode highlights after the jump for an ahhhmahhzing time.

New Girl: Fancyman Part 2

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You guys,  I think that every one of you is a hottie with a body.  And if you happen to belt out the soundtrack of Wicked when you're alone in the car, no judgment here.  Last night's episode of New Girl was fantastic (again) and I need them to never get rid of Dermont Mulroney.  Ever.  Read the episode highlights after the jump.

I Want This: Turquoise Heart Ring

So I started this blog because of my love of fashion blogs.  Yesterday I realized that the last time I posted something fashion-y was when I talked about Xtina's hot pink flamingo outfit from 2003.  UP TO THE  MINUTE FASHION NEWS WE'VE BEEN DOING HERE.

Ugh.  Boo on me.  So from here on out I'm making an attempt to incorporate fashion-y things more often. Let's start with this ring I found over at Style Caster.  I must have it.  Must.  It's my color, and perfect.  That is all.

ooOOOOoooOOOO how fashion blogger am I now?  If I stop with this I give you permission to hit me.  Unless you hate it and the 2 straight male readers I have (if that) flee then we will reevaluate.

ALSO:
I have no idea where this ring is actually from and thus am hindered in my ability to procure such item (such fance lingo, huh?).  IF YOU KNOW WHERE IT'S FROM maybez tell me about it?  Or just buy it for me.  Then we can be BFFS4LYFE.

Did You Wake Up This Morning and Find You Weren't Singing "Zou Bisou Bisou?"

WELL GUESS WHAT.  I WAS SO NOW YOU'RE GOING TO TOO.

 

zooo bee zoo be zoooooooooooooooo

I will not go through this hell alone.  Only a few more days and it's on iTunes! Weeeee make dem $$$

Meet Blaine's Brother, Cooper (aka That Time I Watch Glee for Matt Bomer)

Here's a first look at Matt Bomer as Daren Criss' older brother, Cooper (his name is Cooper Anderson, presh!).  The episode will air on April 10th and they're going to singing a Duran Duran mashup.  Will someone please remind me to watch Glee that night?  K thanks.

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Men In Black Has a Theme Song. It Is Not By Will Smith.

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I was really hoping for a Big Willy comeback, guys.  Like, another here come the men in black would have been perf for the 90s nostalgia trip we're all having.  Meh fine.  They picked Pitbull to do the song, which prob guarantees it to be a lot more than if Will Smith did it.  Have a listen:



I'm really digging the Pitbull meets Mad Men vibe.  It makes me want to dance like Peggy.

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Mad Men: A Little Kiss

At first glance, last episode seemed like an meh premiere to happen after an almost two year long absence (meh is a very fancy, technical term).  But really, it was a two hour epic on getting old and being uncomfortable with your place in life.  A comedy!  So pour yourself a scotch and come over to the lounge so we can discuss the episode highlights.  Zoo be zoo be zoooooo.

Camille Grammer Leaves RHOBH, I Cry A Little

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Queen Camille has decided that her life is so fab right now, that she doesn't need the added dramaz of Bravo and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in her life.  FINE CAMILLE. LEAVE ME.  GO BE WONDERFUL WITH YOUR KIDS AND HOT GREEK BOYFRIEND.  Really though, do.  You're my fave and I hope you have a lovely peaceful life.  And snaps to you for choosing not to rub your new happiness in Kelsey's face.  A LOT of snaps.

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Never. Forget.

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Justin Bieber's Whisper Rapping Makes Me Feel Uncomfortable.

Like really uncomfortable.  I will say I like that Biebs is bringing back the R&Bish music and I hope the Beliebers blow this up so that Mariah & Usher & Boyz II Men can have comebacks and we can be in a golden age of new Let It Burns and Emotions.  I've given this too much thought.

Other than that I need to go listen to some Celine to de-creepify myself.

Mad Men Party! DON IS BACK.

IT'S TONIIIIIIIIIIIGGHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTT!!!  

CLUTCH. THE. PEARLS.

Tonight's the night we've been waiting for for almost TWO years.  Make sure you catch the two hour premiere of Mad Men at 9 on AMC tonight. Ahhhhhh so excited.  We shall discuss it tomorrow.  But for now, here's Roger's final bit of wisdom:

On Closing the Deal

"I was just giving her a hard time.  Can I interest you in the same?"

My Attempt at Seeing The Hunger Games: A Gif Story

This Friday I was home and my sister suggested we go see The Hunger Games.  Yes.  Sure.  I didn't read the books, but being a sucker for wanting to know what every one's talking about (plus my FOMO), I went.  And now I would like to present the following events via gif.


Me walking up to the box office:

I request to buy a ticket for the 7:00 pm show, the ticket person replies:

I say, "uhhh so it's all sold out till midnight?":

I forget that it's probs the biggest movie of the year and tickets were most likely sold out for weeks.

The End.

Mad Men Week! Joan is Back

It's tomorrowwwww!

Roger's wisdom for the day:

Roger to Joan

"Look, I want to tell you something because you're very dear to me.  And I hope you understand this comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged, heart.  You are the finest piece of ass I ever had and I don't care who knows it.  I am so glad that I got to roam those hillsides."

Happy Friday!

This pretty much represents everything I love in this world.

Mad Men Party! Peggy is Back

AH THREE MORE DAYS!

Roger's Daily Wisdom:

"He was a bold man that first ate an oyster."

JERSEY IS BACK: Watch the RHONJ Trailer

Yessssssssssss it's backkkkk.  And I'm totes going to be on this seasonnnnn.  Because I was in a large crowd at one of Melissa's performancessssss. So obv I'm a starrrrr.

Ok done with that.  This seems mildly tame compared to what they've been hyping it up to be.  But still.  So. Much. Drama.  And there's a Dina appearance!  I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS.

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Mad Men Party! Pete is Back

Three more days!

Wisdom by Roger:

On the Good Life

"Do you know how invigorating it is to go in and write a check for sixty-five hundred dollars and not care?  Secondly, not to get too deep before the cocktail hour, but do I need to remind you of the finite nature of life?"

Happy Endings: You Snooze, You Bruise

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Last night you would have thought I was an old lady watching her stories the way I was yelling at the TV. My love for this shows grows with every episode. AND THEN they brought back "BITCH IT IS 5:30." And I died. Again. Read the episode highlights after the jump. 

Cougar Town: Something Big

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The greatest episode? Eh not really.  But who cares, ratings were up.  Plus, we got a solution to that little Grayson-wants-a-baby-but-Jules-doesn't problem.  Ahhh plot developments.  Read the episode highlights after the jump.

New Girl: Fancyman Part 1

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THANK GOD. Last night the show addressed all the issues I've been having with it (remember that time Winston met the life-changing kid, Elvin, at Christmas?). So now I have absolutely no problems and it is perfect. Although Winston's girlfriend could be fixed. BUT THAT'S IT I PROMISE. Read the episode highlights after the jump. 

Mad Men Party! Betty Is Back

Four more days!  Maybe don't shoot your birds though.

Today's Roger Wisdom:

On the Good Life

"I would never buy a sailboat.  I don't want to do things myself.  For that price a boat should have a motor."

Here's Madonna's New Video For Girl Gone Wild

We like?

Your Cry of the Day, Brought to You by Mr. Rogers

His speech starts at 1:25.  Watch it, and then call everyone you love.  Maybe twice.

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HIMYM: The Broath

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It's back! And Ted got closer to meeting the mother (kidding). This week we kind of got sweet relationship Barney, so there's that. Read the episode highlights after the jump. 

Mad Men Party: Roger Is Back!

Five days!

And today's Roger Wisdom:

On Drinking

"They say once you start drinking alone, you're an alcoholic.  I'm really trying to avoid that."

Here's Your Random Flashback of the Day

Since I've pretty much moved into the library, my Spotify account has been getting more luvin than it's seen in a while.  Today I decided that my musical theme would be deemed Celine's Greatest Hits, and here's where you come in!  You get to reap the benefits of my fantastic musical taste.  Enjoy this Celine classic, and then maybe keep you judgement of me to a minimum.  K thanks.

Now that you watched it don't even deny the fact that you dream about being in an empty mansion and have your lovahh come to you via motorcycle and fog machine.  You do.

Here's The New Poster for "The Great Gatsby"

I. Can't. Wait. for this movie.  Check out the chic new poster (featuring very little Leoooo).

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It's "A" Day!

First off: hellooooo I'm Christina and even though Stephanie introduced me forever ago, I'm finally starting to blog today.  My starting topic: Pretty Little Liars.

For those who may live under a rock or don't watch ABC Family let me explain. "A Day" is the day that the evil high school/murder/blackmailer on Pretty Little Liars will be unmasked. So who has had it out for Aria, Emily, Hanna, and Spencer?  Right now all clues lead to Melissa, Spencer's older sister, but that would be too obvious. "A" is someone who we least expect. So is the nerdy Lucas, Hanna's bad boy boyfriend Caleb, former heffer Mona, or the hawt english teacher/ Aria's forbbiden love Ezra?

All bets are in. Tune in tonight at 8 on ABC Family to find out if our predictions are right.

Happy Mad Men Week!

Mad. Men. Is. Back.  And we're going to celebrate all week together with fun pictures/gifs.  I've already Mad Men-ized myself and you should too!  How fun is my desktop now?

Answer: so fun.  If you don't watch Mad Men, two things.  

1. HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO where the eff have you been.
2. All seasons are on Netflix Instant.  Start watching on Sunday and start with the Netflix.  It's a lot of work but it's your own fault for being dumb.

Check back each day for a Mad Men post AS WELL as a random quote from Roger Sterling's biography.  Because yes.  I own it.

Here's today quote (picked randomly):

Things to Say to Creatives

"I'm never going to get used to the fact that most of the time it looks like you're doing nothing."

So You Know How I Like to Have Theme Songs For My Life?

Well I do. I generally like to think that my life is a series of music videos, so I like to plan out songs accordingly.  Today I am on a mega job applying marathon, and I have found my theme song.

Miracles will be achieved.

Happy Endings: Party of Six

Ugh this is so late.  Apologies.  I almost skipped this week's recap but then I realized that my favorite line wouldn't have it's time to shine ("Tonight we will bring in da noise and, time permitting, da funkkkk").  I need this show to never leave my life.  Read this week's episode highlight's after the jump.

Happy St. Patrick's Day, From Dave Franco

Well not really, but here's Dave giving a (kind of naked) PSA.  And it's St. Patrick's Day.  So there you go.

Beware, my love for Dave Franco is slowly being unleashed.

via Vulture

Happy Friday!

So Joe Manganiello is gracing the cover of Out Magazine this month.

Here's to meeting his twin on St. Patties Day.  Or better yet, here's to the green beer that will make you think you met his twin.

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