RHOBH: The Real Wedding of Beverly Hills

Well talk about your lackluster. When Andy Cohen told us last week on WWHL that A Night of a Thousand Surprises was going to be the finale until they filmed the DRAMAZ filled finale episode, we all strapped down for a bumpy ride. Ended up being we were strapped down to stop from breaking our TVs out of frustration. Read the episode highlights after the jump.

RHOBH: Night of a Thousand Surprises

AKA the night Bravo went through their Blackberries and thought "who the hell can we drum up and put in one slam bang finish."  I mean really,  Paul's ex-girlfriend just happened to be at the same event that Brandi's husband's 40th mistress was waitressing at?  The one that Cedric came out of the woodwork for?  Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.  Read these highlights, because there's a lot.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: A Day Late, an Apology Short

Ohhhhh Kim Richards you delightful mess.  Last night we were treated to part deux of Mauricio's Birthday Celebrations in Hawaii on a Clearly Not Paid for by Bravo Vacation Trip. Ahhhhh reality television.  So real.  Kim STILL isn't there yet and Lisa is STILL obsessed with Brandi's lack of clothing and/or dimples on her ass.  Riveting (sadly, not being sarcastic).  Read the highlights of the episode after the jump.