A few weeks back I wrote my plea to John Mayer to stop looking like a murdering Johnny Depp in Secret Window (spoiler alert!). Innocent enough, seeing as I express my deep love for Johnny M., yet I received this.
Dear Anonymous,
Please find your identity. I can only hope that you are right and he has changed his look. CLEARLY he is original and one of a kind. DUH. I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK.
P.S.
I wish you weren't a coward and asked as anonymous because I feel we could have had a very interesting discussion.
Then yesterday I wrote a post on Lana Del Ray. Not as nice, I'll give that to you, I merely stated that I'm not buying into to the new craze. And maybe that she keeps her mouth open in a trout-like manner. I got this:
Dear EastChapter,
I am very sorry I have insulted your true love. I am in no place to comment on her attractiveness. She is very lucky to have a fan, such as yourself, who is willing to abandon their wealth and comfort for her. I could only be so lucky as to have someone feel that way about me. I am a fool to compare her to Keira Knightley, but I am happy you recognized her SNL performance was terrible.
This is fun. So much so that a part of me hopes they keep coming. I'm going to send this answer EastChapter, and hopefully they will be so kind as to give a response. I'll keep you posted.
