Happy hangover! Let's treat your case of the Mondays by judging someone, it always makes me feel better to be unnecessarily bitchy.
Today's case of Fug vs. Attractive brings us David Beckham
WHHHHHHAT you ask? Hear me out, we will be using video evidence in this trial, which means sound. Now, we'll be positive and stay on the side of attractiveness so the prosecution will be making it's case for the Fug verdict.
The prosecution would like to start the trial with this:
Oy that voice. So off-putting. And not matching with the rest of the package.
The prosecution would like to use their closing argument to harp on the voice factor. It really grates on them. Like really. Like mind numbing nails on the chalk board.
Read on the the defense's closing argument (WORTH IT) and the trial verdict.
