Jessica Simpson has Been Pregnant for 41 Weeks

AKA since July.  Since it feels like she's been pregnant for YEARS, lets have a look of things that were happening when she got knocked up (TMI? probs).

Harry Potter was out in theaters (also, Winnie the Pooh).

The 90s Are All That debuted and we ALL tuned in to watch.

We were FREAKING OUT about hitting the debt ceiling.

Amy Winehouse passed away.

Kate Middleton brought back nude pantyhose (woo!).

Think about how long ago all that is was.  FOREVER.  This bitch about to bloooOOOOooooOOOOoww.  It's getting to the point that even Katy Perry & Chelsea Handler are concerned.

Here's Rihanna's New Video for "Where Have You Been"

AKA potentially your Song of the Summer.  Thoughts?  What do we think about sexy/creepy alligator as a look. I think I'll attempt it this Saturday.

I DO know that those look like the comfiest effing pants I've ever laid eyes on, and I need them in my wardrobe immediately.

And then you judgmental mofos will say nothing because Rihanna made it happen.  I'm also digging that turban head wrap thing.  And the eye makeup.  Basically next time you see me I will be dressed as tribal Rihanna.

These eyebrows however:

Not happening.  Intentionally, at least.

Let's Look at Zac Efron in a Shiny Suit

Really for no other reason than the fact that he can pull off a shiny suit, and that should be celebrated.

Bravo, sir.  It's been quite the good week for the shiny suits.

via Tom and Lorenzo

Good Morning, Monday.

BREAKING NEWS: Kevin To Rejoin Backstreet Boys

DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING.  NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO READ.  KEVIN RICHARDSON IS TAKING HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE IN THE CIRCLE OF LIFE AND JOINING THE BOYS OF THE BACKSTREET.

Kevin has spent too many nights on his couch while his brahs are out partying with the New Kids.  He will officially rejoin the band and will start touring with NKOTBSB.  God is good.

Now, even though Kevin was the awkward quite one and we all know that Brian is where it's at, it's pretty sweet to have the group back together again.  Here is a commemorative collage to refresh your memory of the good that is Kevin Richardson.

Rejoice because now "I'll Never Break Your Heart" can be performed in all its glory.

via ONTD

Melissa Gorga Just Released Your New Favorite Song to Belt Out in the Car

Melissa Gorga is hella classy.  She's following up her EPIC dance hit (not being sarcastic, I still get down to "On Display") with the super sweet ballad.  Obviously Melissa is a TRUE housewife talent unlike those other trolls who try to make music.  

Real talk though I kind of hate that I'm already into it and will prob be singing this alone in "Someone Like You" fashion.

Have a listen over at iTunes.

Happy Anniversary Kate & Will!

Also, you've been working on your Pippa ass for a year now.