The Office: Pool Party

This week's Office brought us a wholllleeeeee lotta nakedness.  And mostly on the part of Robert California sooo not really of the MM Worthy variety.  Tragedy.  Read this week's highlights after the jump.

• Nothing is better that The Office's cold openings.  This week Jim discovers that Stanley has become a fan of his pranks on Dwight, but has a very discerning taste.  His new mission is to get Stanley laugh with a series of adorable gags.

• But the only thing that seems to work is hiding meatballs.  Highhhhliarious.  But really Dwight and Stanley are conning Jim for free meatballs.

• Erin is still hopelessly in love with Andy but has decided it's best to be overwhelmingly nice to his new girlfriend.  She is so sweet and sad.  

• She doesn't know that Andy has gotten an engagement ring from his parents and is carrying it around for the perfect moment.
• Robert California is selling his house in his divorce proceedings, and is forced to say goodbye to his beloved bachelor pad.  But wait!  Let's use it for an office pool party!
• The office goes to Robert's and have a grand time.  Jim tells us that he's the greatest party-leaver of all time, but even he can't make an escape from this one.  
• Erin realizes that the only way to get Andy's attention is to make him jealous.  She scans the room and sees that naturallyyyyyyy the only viable option is Dwight.  Dwight thinks she's trying to kill him.

• Darryl is still trying to get with the warehouse girl, but he has a bit of a problem.  He's been working on his body, but sadly the goodness is still trapped underneath the exterior.  There's no way he's getting in that pool.  She genuinely seems bummed out about it.
• Erin's flirting is not working (which is a shame everyone's missing it, it's hilarious).  She decides the ONLY way Andy will pay attention is if she and Dwight beat him and the GF in chicken.  And she's not messing around.

• Everyone's having a really great time at the party.  They're relaxing and swimming...and Creed is doing God knows what.

• Robert California seems like he's almost bonding with his people.  He's so happy and relaxed that this happens:

• It is at this point that Jim hightails it to his car and gets the hell out of there.  NO ONE needs to see that.  I didn't even want to see that with the blurring out.  
• Gabe and Ryan, trying to out impress each other also de-clothe and jump in.  It's a party now!

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