No one is more excited than me that you're voice is better and that you're coming back and performing at SXSW. But please don't come back as this guy. I'll be embarrassed to be obsessed with this guy. You look like a pervy Johnny Depp via Secret Window. In fact the more I look at this picture, the more I'm certain you're going to murder me and use my body for corn fertilizer. So please. Come as this guy:
This guy has insanely smart lyrics that my friend Veronica and I nerdily obsess over. I can't wait for your album to come out and I'll sure as hell see you on tour. But please, not like this:
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| I'm gonna eat you. |
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