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It's back! And Ted got closer to meeting the mother (kidding). This week we kind of got sweet relationship Barney, so there's that. Read the episode highlights after the jump.
- Barney invites Ted over for a fun time. He's turned his apartment into a monastery and recorded some monks chanting "broOOOOooo" so that Ted can take a Broath. Natch.
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- Barney wants everyone to meet Quinn but he knows that they'll judge her for being a stripper. He swears Ted Evelyn Moseby to bro code secrecy.
- Obv Ted waits .2 seconds before announcing to everyone that Barney's dating a strippers who's going to scam him out of all his money. But be cool guys and pretend you don't know anything.
- They go to Quinn's for dinner and can't help but notice how controlling she is. She doesn't even let him per when he asks.
- She is however moving and looking to sublet her rent controlled apartment. Since giving the apartment to Lil' Shall, Ted has been living in the dorms and Robin has been shaking up with Patrice. They obviously both want the apartment.
- When they get back from the dinner, they decide that they hate Quinn and that she needs to go. Time to plan.
- They decide to plan a Quinntervention.
- While they're prepping, Robin and Ted are mad because they both went for the apartment. Ted's a little annoyed that since Robin pretty much ripped out his heart, she won't just let him have it. Seems like a logical request.
- Barney comes for the Quinntervention and is pretty hurt by it. Annnnd then Quinn stops by and she's quite pissed about it. Barney explains it's because Ted blabbed and now they know about her being a stripper. Quinn's hurt by the fact that Barney felt the need to lie about her. She loves being a stripper and doesn't want to be with anyone who's ashamed of that. Quinntervention: success.
- Robin side bars Ted and tells him that she thinks it's lame that he should automatically get the apartment. She's going through a pretty rough time herself. She broke up her engagement, lost her best friend, and is pretty sure she's losing her job. She could really use the apartment too.
- Never to be ones to stop with the meddling, they rush to Barney's to apologize. He wants to make sure they're sincere, so he makes them take another broath. And then makes them kiss: Robin/Lily & Marshall/Ted. He was GOING to say fist bump for Marshall/Ted but apparently they couldn't wait to get their hands on each other.
- Quinn comes out of the shadows applauding the broath and it turns out the whole thing was a ruse. Barney knew that everyone would disapprove so they decided to mess with them. AND they liked the idea of moving in so much they're actually going to do it. Which means that her apartment is still up for grabs. Ted and Robin decide to both pass.
- When they're alone, Quinn tells Barney that she loves that he's ok with her being a stripper. How could he not be? He's the devil. Brava. So true. But theoreticallllllly, what would make her stop stripping? Marriage. (HINTS AT PLOT DEVELOPMENT)
- Ted goes and meets Robin for drinks do they can try to get back to normal. Robin didn't get fired, she actually got a promotion. You know, from that whole NYE thing that she was supposed to get the promotion from but they decided to finally bring it up now. That thing.
- So now that she's getting a mega-raise, she got herself an apartment and set it up so that Teddy Boy can have Quinn's. Awww.
- They part and say see you soon. But Old Ted tells us that it was the last time he saw Robin for a really long time, but more on that later. NO MORE ON THAT NOW.
Catch How I Met Your Mother Mondays at 8 on CBS.


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