Dear Neon Hitch:

I've really been trying to push you on my friends.  I've been a big fan since you popped on my radar last May, and with your new single, I was so close to having them.  It's fun and dance-y and just the kind of stuff that we love.  I saw that your new video was out for the song and I thought yay!  I'll promote her some more.

What the hell was that all about?  From this video I've garnered 3 bits of information:

1. You have a nice bum.  Brava, you.
2. You have fun choice in footwear.
3. You may or may not be able to walk.

This is going to make it hard in my continued quest to make you famous amongst my friends.